mysqld went haywire on the previous server. Didn't have time to check the logs or try to optimize it. All I know is that even with just me logged into SMF, none of the posts show up and CPU is at 100%. Since Slicehost is closing on May anyway, I thought I might as well move the site elsewhere now.
I will most likely do the domain move tonight unless there are showstoppers. Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.